The Guide to Find the World's Best Cheddar!!

[Smash Burnz]

The World's Best Cheddar!!


Requirments:
Be able to sniff nasty stuff.
A bucket.
A cat.

Reccomendation:
Dont be fat.
Have a private jet.
And a machete to get through Africa, and im not talking only about the jungle... Theres people that will mug you over there...


Step 1:

Go to Africa.

Step 2:

Go to the southern island off 2 miles from the most southern point of africa, Uklihamamama
(swin there)

Step 3:

You will see a big mountain, covers 9/10ths of the island Bignono.

Step 4:

Start grabbing rocks. Sniff them, and find the smelliest one.

Step 5:

Go up the mountain, and there will be a magical cow there. His name is Charly. Go up to him and pet him.

Step 6:

Put your bucket under him. Make him sniff the smelly rock. He will then go into a frenzy of happieness. He will say "Ahhhhhhhhoooo!!".

Step 7:

Elvis Presley's ghost will come and milk Charly. Once the milk hits the bucket, it will turn into wine.

Step 8:

Sniff the wine. It should smell like cranberrys.

Step 9:

Throw your cat into the wine.

Step 10:

Once the cat is inside the wine, it will turn into cheddar.

Step 11:

ENJOY!!




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Smash Burnz