write a short story

[desh]

Rules:
1. has to have some sort of plot
2. It repeats itself on purpose just to get a small lol
3. it gets a small lol for repeating itself.
4. 2-3 are examples of rule 3-2
5. use words that have vowels in them if you make up a word (or 50000000000)
6. only quote to say, awsome story, or rofl at their story
7. make as little sense as possible, but make enough sense that it makes a story
8. skip to rule 10
9. skip to rule 14
10. skip to rule 25
11. don't read this
12. don't read this
13. NaN
14.skip to rule twenty
15. N/A
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19. Flash player 9 is required
20. jump to rule ten
21. ignore rules 16-19 if you read them without me telling you to
22. swim after eating a box of lead weights
23. consult poison control after performing rule 22 if you didn't drown first
24. buy yourself some warm insulating fireproof asbestos quilts
25. read rule 9