The stupidest things your parents/bosses have said.

Mine would have to be....
well, let me set the scene.... I am sitting there watching TV and my step-mom calls on the intercom(through the phone system), "Are you in the shower yet?" (in a really bitchy voice) And I'm like... uuuh... I don't have a phone in my shower bitch-woman. I didn't actually say that but... still.

then, there's when my dad cursed the world with his most un-intellectual thing he's ever said..."You didn't forget, you just chose not to remember" That doesn't make much sense....

Share you past idiotic experiences!