Today I found out that the NFL team called the St. Louis Rams' new majority is a guy named Shahid Khan. I immediately told my dad (he's in the homeland right now) and he was so excited that he immediately began to look for counterfeit Rams gear. The Rams went 1-15 this past season. MLID.
Today, my parents dropped me off at an overnight college visit. The first thing my dad asked the girl I was staying with was how many mosques were in the area. MLID.
Today I was messaging my Indian friend on Facebook, and I told him my parents bought me a car. He asked what type of Toyota is it? MLID.