MySpace Weirdo's

#1 10-08-2009, 10:52 PM

A year back my friends got this weird message on MySpace from someone, and I thought I would share it with you guys.

Ok, first of all, how are you doing?
You must be wondering who I am.
Well, I created a blank profile because there was something that I really wanted to ask you. I wanted to ask you the question without you knowing who I am at first because I don't even know if you're homophobic and that you would start shit and beat the shit out of me, you know?
I'm just a gay dude that finds you pretty attractive.
Not only that you're handsome, there's also something else on you that attracts me.
It might be weird to you but at least I'm being honest.
Ok. . . I hate this part. . . the thing is, I REALLY want to give you head.
You might already want to say no because you're straight.
Don't get the wrong idea.
I've gave it to straight guys. They just didn't care as long as I didn't do anything else sexually.
They told me they enjoyed it very much.
So that means while I'm giving you head, you don't have to touch or do ANYTHING AT ALL.
It's because I respect that you're straight, so the only body contact we will have is your dick in my mouth.
That's all. I won't touch you anywhere else on your body.
Again, because I do respect you so much for letting me give you head when you're straight.
So, what I'm asking is, for you to PLEASE let me suck your dick just for ONCE, and I will never ask to do it again, I swear.
If you prefer, you won't be hearing from me anymore after letting me do it for you just for once.
If you're still saying no, I'm asking you to AT LEAST try it for a few minutes. If you get uncomfortable within the first 30 seconds, I will leave right away without any questions or compliments because I do understand completely and respect you for at least TRYING it.
You might be like, "Sorry, I'm not gay".
You do NOT have to be gay to let a MOUTH suck it if you're doing NOTHING.
Finally, I'm just asking you to PLEASE let me suck your cock just for a few minutes until you cum, then I'll leave right away. Just for once and you'll never hear from me again, I swear.
I just want your load once badly, you have no idea.
It would be GREATLY appreciated if you would let me.
Either reply to this message or send me an email to iwanttodoitforyou@gmail.com if you rather.
Once you say yes or that you'll consider, I'll start sending pictures and introduce myself.
I'm sorry if this offends you, I just had to do it somehow.
I hope you understand.
Please let me know something.
Thanks.....