Attention Whore

[Macka]

ATTENTION WHORE

Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell dedicated for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself. The only way to cure Attention Whoredom is to fuck the living daylights out of the subject, or, if they are jailbait and buttugly, hand them over to pedobear, who will fuck anything that has a small vagina and no tits.

Types of Attention Whore
The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.
The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.
What she really wants.
What she really wants.

While it is possible for Attention Whores to just simply classified as whores for public attention, it is generally possible to slot them into four, more specific attention whoring categories:

* camwhores
* comment whores
* drama queens
* prostatots

ALL FOUR FITS

Attention Whore Tactics
Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.
Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.
Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ variety of tactics. Common examples include:

* Turning an internet wide joke into a serious business protest because of minimal mention from media sources,
* Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include incidents in which they were almost raped, most times by a close family member or friend; claiming that they have been (or are being) stalked; claiming that they were shot in the spleen, et cetera.
* Uploading copious amounts of pictures of themselves at various angles.
* Claiming to be bisexual.
* Using a tripcode.
* Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.
* Tricking guys into the Friend Zone.
* Making YouTube videos where you just stare at the camera.
* Claiming they're 90 pounds, when [irl] they're obese.
* Contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
* Stealing from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
* Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica.
* Looking at Encyclopedia Dramatica.
* Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.
* Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.
* Deleting their LiveJournals, only to return 48 hours later.
* Shameless self promotion.
* Recording and posting over 9000 videos on MySpace and YouTube.
* Wearing makeup and very little or very slutty clothing when webcam chatting.
* Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.
* Claims they are a Big Deal constantly.
* Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.
* Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their friends.
* Pretending to be "GANGSTAAAAAAA" and referring to everybody as "NIGGA".
* Filling out and forwarding pointless questionnaire after pointless questionnaire, revealing their favorite things and secret dreams.
* Filming or photographing themselves dancing in their underwear. (Not that we're complaining...)
* Saying they were mugged by a nigra based on their political beliefs.





made me lol.



http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Attention_whore

About 6 points are someone that I know. FML.

epic win