Worst movie ever!

So I was hanging out with one of my R.A.'s last night, and we got on the topic of bad movies. And then, he told us about this movie called Dark Harvest 2: The Maize (which, by the way, has NOTHING to do with Dark Harvest 1). Apparently he had bought this movie a couple years back, because he and his buddy like to watch really bad movies. And let me tell you, this is a bad movie.

Here is the link to the imdb ratings/comments. Some of them are just hilarious, etc.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451109/usercomments

Here is an example of one of the comments:

My spoiler is in my pants because thinking about this movie made me so angry I crapped myself.

Once you finish watching it, you stare at the TV set in confusion and horror. Then, there's a soft tap on your shoulder and a voice hisses, "You will die in seven days." You turn around, and one of your best friends is standing there with a look of absolute hatred for the one that suggested this movie when you were in Blockbuster.

I won't lie: this is the worst movie on the face of the Earth. I saw it with 5 of my friends all 18-year-old guys, and these were our reactions: -One person actually began crying and punching himself -One person screamed and passed out -One person stood up and staggered out the front door to reappear more than an hour later -One person simply blacked out (this one was me) -One person started babbling incoherently, as if he had both cerebral palsy and Touretts' Syndrome -One person went into a sort of catatonic trance and did not respond to our voices for more than twenty minutes

The movie really is that bad. There's one part where the retarded cameraman actually trips (while holding the camera), but the producers decided to leave it in. Seriously, you can hear him grunt and swear when he hits the ground. There's only one special effect, and it's special in the same way that a retarded kid trying to solve a Rubix Cube is special: the camera rotates so that the on-screen action (action, n. Some dumbass lost in a corn field for 80 freaking minutes) does a barrel roll.

Under NO circumstances should it be watched, and the movie itself even warns you of this fact. Do you know what the tagline on the back is? "Some warnings should not be ignored." I honestly think that the release of this movie to the public is a sick practical joke on the producers' part. That's not to say, however, that you should pass it by if you see it at the movie store - it would then sit on the shelf for some other poor sucker to see. Rather, buy every copy of it you can get your hands on and mail them to people that you hate.

Oh, and the same motherfucker directed, wrote, and starred in the movie.

We are watching this tonight, it should be good!

Rofl! So win! I want to watch this movie.

How was it?

Haven't actually seen it yet. We're watching it tonight. However, I am told there are two scenes in which the main character is digging a hole and they last about 8 minutes each (And they are titled Digging and Digging II in the scene selection). So I'm looking forward to that.

Originally Posted by Matt

Haven't actually seen it yet. We're watching it tonight. However, I am told there are two scenes in which the main character is digging a hole and they last about 8 minutes each (And they are titled Digging and Digging II in the scene selection). So I'm looking forward to that.

That is so win.

[Yawar]

lols the camera man tripped and still played in the movie, that must be the worst film ever

Links?

This sounds epic

Originally Posted by Matt

Haven't actually seen it yet. We're watching it tonight. However, I am told there are two scenes in which the main character is digging a hole and they last about 8 minutes each (And they are titled Digging and Digging II in the scene selection). So I'm looking forward to that.

Wowwwwwwww. Talk about a time-burner.