Post your Omegle Conversations

Macka · #1 19-07-2009, 08:02 AM

Omegle is a site where you get linked to a random stranger and have a one on one convo with. No registration or download required.

Fuck it can be fun sometimes, I love impersonating someone from the FBI if they start being naughty.

www.omegle.com

hahahahahahah you wouldnt believe this.. i just got linked with my irl friend.

Stranger: heey
You: yo
Stranger: HAY BABBE
Stranger: JAKE
Stranger: FUCkINg
Stranger: MCKENNA
Stranger: <3
You: hahahahahahah
Stranger: Sodin beautiful?
Stranger: ;)
You: hahaha
You: fuck
You: hi josh

#2 19-07-2009, 08:05 AM

Is this the site where it comes up as:

You:
Stranger:
You:
Stranger:

Coz if it is, I've seen some funny shit on IRC using that.

Macka · #3 19-07-2009, 08:06 AM

yes it is..

#4 19-07-2009, 08:37 AM

You: hello asl
Stranger: cybersex?
You: ok
You: asl?
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: asl
You: not gender
You: lol
You: im female tho
Stranger: oke
Stranger: msn?
Stranger:

You: on here
You: age?
Stranger: no msn?
You: age
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u?
You: 17
You: f
You: want to cyber
Stranger: yes
Stranger: msn?
You: I'm a part of the FBI, due to your actions, your IP address has been logged and your local authorities will be contacted.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 幹
You: hello fruit face
Stranger: 吃屎
You: stfu asian e-thug
Stranger: dog face you
You: fuck you
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: i like cat skin
Stranger: eww
You: what
You: whats wrong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hiii xD
You: asl
Stranger: aaah classic shit xD
Stranger: hi asl pls
Stranger: xD
You: i ask first
Stranger:

Stranger: i am not asking u
Stranger: joke joke
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR AGE SEX LOCATION
You: FUCK@!#$@%
Stranger: fuck off
You: fu
You: nigger
You: dude
Stranger: horny faggot xD
You: ill fuck your house up
You: ill fuck your houses
You: shave your dog
You: eat your mumma
You: fuckerrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: fuck urself xD
You: how
You: tell me how
You: babe.
Stranger: cockscukaa
You: stop saying
You: xD
You: faggot mofo munchkin cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: hi
You: good
You: wbu
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: where from?
You: australia
You: you
Stranger: korea
You: age
Stranger: 20
You: im 74
You: get in my van
You: i mean 16
You: soz
Stranger: oh..you scared me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i wouldn't think 74 yr old grandpa would be on Omegle
You: ok um
You: i have
You: lollies in my car
You: get in?
You: pls
You: GET IN
Stranger: i dont like lollies
Stranger: sorry
You: cats?
You: you like cats
You: we got cats
Stranger: i dont just get into strangers car
You: why not
You: its what the cool kids are doing
Stranger: cos i don't know what you are thinking of doing with me
You: i was thikning
Stranger: and plus you are too young
You: of shaving your pubic hairs
You: and making you eat them
You: im 74
You: i mean 16
Stranger: you are very sick
Stranger: you know
You: wait
You: no
You: get in my car
You: i can be sick if you like

Stranger: i will get in, but i have a knife in my pocket
Stranger: i will poke you if you touch me
You: i have goons
You: i liek taht
You: please poke me
You: with your meat rod
Stranger: you don't have bullets
Stranger: you forgot them
You: goons
You: ppl
You: to rape you
You: i mean
You: hug you
You: and shower you with gifts
You: typo soz
Stranger: ha ha very funny
You: no joke
Stranger: you are insane
You: if you want me to be
Stranger: you are a baby
Stranger: you are too young to play with me
You: im 74
You: i mean 16
Stranger: have you lost your mind
You: no its right here
You: can i get in your house
You: i need to cook some food in your microwave
You: pls
Stranger: my microwave is broken sorry
You: buy a new one
Stranger: go to your mama's house
You: noty
You: ur house
You: pls
You: pls
Stranger: alryt, i guess a kid cant hurt me
Stranger: come in
You: ok
You: wtf
You: you're ugly
You: i dont want you soz
Stranger: oh thank you very much
Stranger: you are ugly too
You: no
Stranger: uglier than i thought
You: im a pretty woman, walking down the street, thanks
Stranger: gosh, you are almost unbearable
You: nou.
You have disconnected.

Macka · #5 19-07-2009, 08:45 AM

You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 100 M twan
You: i like cat skin

this site is fucken epic man.. we could make a whole forum section dedicated to this

#6 19-07-2009, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Macka

this site is fucken epic man.. we could make a whole forum section dedicated to this

And we could host gay porn too.

#7 19-07-2009, 11:19 AM

This one's win.

You: hey

You: how are your nipples today?

Stranger: Very green.

Stranger: Yours?

You: umm

You: kinda hard

You: its weird

Stranger: Ahh, i feel for you man,

You: yeah

You: i hate walking around with headlight on D:

Stranger: Hard nipples explode after 4hours

You: rly????

You: omzomg

You: DO U MIND IF I ALL CAPS

Stranger: HELLZ TO THE NO BITCH

You: AWESOME

You: U WANT TO SEX?

Stranger: HELLZ TO THE NO BITCH

You: DAMN

You: R U MAN

Stranger: I AM MAN.

Stranger: RAWR.

You: I R GIRL

Stranger: HI FIVE!

You: HI FIVE'D!

You: SO U WANT TO CYBER..?

Stranger: OMGZ LIEK CYBER?

You: YAH

You: LIKE WITH NAKEDNESS

Stranger: IS THAT WHERE I LIEK SAY "OMG YOU SO HAWT" THEN YOU LIEK EXPLODE?

You: MHM

You: PRETTY MUCH

Stranger: OKAI THAN.

You: EM ESS EN?

Stranger: WHATS WONG WITH THIS CRAZY ASS MSN LIKE CONVO THANG?

You: UUUH

You: TO HAV CYBERSECKS

You: U NEEDS A WEBCAM

You: LOL?

Stranger: LOLS I HAS NO WEBCAM

Stranger: IT DIEDED.

You: OH MY GEES.

You: WHERE U LIVES?

You: i NEED SECKS

Stranger: WAI YOU NEED SECKS?

You: JUS CAUS

Stranger: CAUS WAI?

You: CAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

Stranger: WHATS A VAGINIKI?

Stranger: ;D

You: idk

You: uncapsed

Stranger: Omg un caps.

Stranger: So i herd you liek mudkipz

You: i do

You: so what

Stranger: so hi five?

You: yah

You: *hi five(

You: btw

You: I'm a man

Stranger: Well im a woman.

You: zomg

You: /turn of events

Stranger: xD

You: so uuuhhhh

You: secks?

You: wiat no

You: ur a man

You: i dont belive u

Stranger: no i r woman.

You: lies

You: pics or didn't happen

Macka · #8 20-07-2009, 03:47 AM

some fag thought he was funny pretending to be a chick.. so i gave him the number of the supreme court.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey shnookums ;]
You: yo
Stranger: can u not be scared of me it makes my vag quiver ;[
You: sure thing
Stranger: ohkay sexy man call my hotline
Stranger: nd ilmake ur dick jump w. joy ;]
You: hold on
You: my sister is just giving me a quickie
Stranger: Gimme yo nummbaaa boooooo ;]
You: wait
You: location?
Stranger: NY
You: im aus
Stranger: huh
You: fuck
Stranger: WAT
You: holdon
Stranger: ohkay
You: i just came on my dads tits
Stranger: fuck me tho gimme yo number im gonna come
Stranger: cum*
Stranger: immmmmmm cummmmmmmmmmmminnnnnnggggggggg ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: hold on babe
Stranger: hurrryy im cuming im cuming
Stranger: <33333333333333333
Stranger: i wanna do a sexytimee like diiss : 8==================D() in my vaginaaaaaaaaa ;]
Stranger: u give me something to suck, i give u somethin to eat ;]
You: 202-479-3011
Stranger: hold on babey ;]
Stranger: FUCK U !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.