Tonights little adventure...

This is a pretty funny story, I think you guys will laugh.

Tonight I was sitting at home and my friend came and said "Dude, just for the lulz, let's go see the midnight premier of the New Harry Potter movie, and like just be obnoxious, etc. in the line." Of course I agreed, I mean what else have I got to do but annoy the piss out of the Harry Potter freaks while standing in line? Anyway we start heading over there and my friend hands me a package of firecrackers and tells me "we should also light these off just for fun on the way there." Again, I don't object.

Anyways, We are on our way there and we are stopped at a stop light, and I think to myself, "Oh what a great opportunity to light off some of these firecrackers." So I do I light one, throw it, laugh a little because there is some little girl walking down the sidewalk like 10 feet from us, so it was funny. I light another and as soon as I throw it I look up and I see a cop at the light across the street. I now say "Oh fuck dude, when this light turns green you need to turn right and as soon as possible turn down an alley or some shit.

He listens to me and does it and we turn down an alley, but the cop had seen us turn, and followed us, flying up behind us with his lights on like he's some kind of hero. (At this time I take the remaining firecrackers I had and stuck them in my sock [don't ask why haha] becuase I knew he'd be looking for more). My friend stops and he comes up to the window and asks "Do you know why I pulled you guys over?" My friend said something along the lines of "Yes, in fact I do." The cop then asks "do you have anymore fireworks on you" and of course I lie and say no. He asks for our IDs and shit then goes back to his car.

About 5 minutes later he comes back and says "Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to let you go this time, but if I catch you doing this again, I will issue a citation and take you down town until your parents are able to come pick you up". I said something along the lines of "Okay, cool. Thanks." and he starts to walk away. I am pretty relieved because I was sure he was going to write me a citation.

Before he gets all the way from my friends car he stops and knocks on the back window, and then walks back up to the front window. He then says "Earlier when I asked if you had anymore fireworks on you, why did you lie?" I was like "I didn't lie to you, what makes you say that?" and he was like "the firecracker laying on the floor next to you". I then told him that it must have fallen out of the package and I didn't know it was there, and he didn't believe me. He told me to step out of the car because he wanted to search me.

He has me empty my pockets. I had a picket knife, a lighter, my wallet, my cellphone, and the packaging to the firecrackers. He then told me to take off my shirt and after I did that to jump up and down (wtf?). Obviously he didn't find anything, so he told me to take off my shoes and shake them upside down. Apparently he was satisfied and believed I had no more on me becuase he told me I could put my shirt and shoes back on.

He then went on to tell me that if he would have found anymore firecrackers on me that he would have taken me "downtown" and I would have to stay over night.


Good thing the cop was black and was too stupid to check inside of my socks, otherwise I would be sitting in county jail right now. :o

So he didnt see the bulge in your socks? ROFL. Nice story.

Originally Posted by Chase

So he didnt see the bulge in your socks? ROFL. Nice story.

I stuffed them to the underneath of my sock so I was standing on them.

Originally Posted by World Domination

I stuffed them to the underneath of my sock so I was standing on them.

Ah, smart; he still should've seen it though.

Beautiful.
Did you ever get to go to Harry Potter though?

Originally Posted by Matt

Beautiful.
Did you ever get to go to Harry Potter though?

I totally forgot.

Shoulda thrown some at him. Teach that nigguh a lesson ya kno

Originally Posted by Matt

Beautiful.
Did you ever get to go to Harry Potter though?

Lol, yes I did. Even though I do not like Harry Potter I liked the movie.

[Yawar]

I would be like " Niggah Pleaseee" .

It's not like he's never done that in his life.

I'm going with some friends. One friend looks like Harry when he wears a pair of my dad's old glasses. He's going to wear them and say retarded things that's related to Harry Potter.
We're seeing the 3D version, so we'll have to be stoned for it D: