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06-07-2009, 07:59 PM
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RSF Fuck My Life Thread.
Last night, I woke up itching "Poison Oak" so I had my itch spray beside my bed, and when I went to spray my arm it went straight into my eyes. It was almost as bad as pepper spray to be honest. FML.
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06-07-2009, 08:08 PM
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I read a FML thread. FML.
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06-07-2009, 08:17 PM
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One time I was in the pet store. The pet store has this section where you can pet snakes and stuff, but you need to put on some hand sanitizer first. My mom left me by the snakes because she had to go do something boring and I wanted to do something fun. I went over to the hand sanitizer thing and it had the weirdest method of squirting out the stuff. I pushed the handle and it kinda just dripped out a little. I went to take a look under it to see the nozzle to try and get a better idea on how to work it. the nozzle was pointing straight downward so I pushed the handle and nothing happened, but then I pulled on the handle instead. When I pulled on the handle, it TURNED the nozzle and squirt loads of it right into my eye.
I was in like OMFG pain as I raced up and down the aisles to try and find my mom but I couldn't find her so I went running outside and into the car.
I was like 12 years old at the time
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Yeah, but there's an "I" in Intercourse. Dumb cunt.
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06-07-2009, 11:40 PM
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i got my toe ran over by someone on a bike once.. fml D:
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06-07-2009, 11:57 PM
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Regional leadership is visiting my workplace tomorrow. FML.
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07-07-2009, 02:47 AM
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Today I was in a wrestling match, I had to not eat to cut my weight down to actually be able to wrestle, in the first 10 seconds i managed to pass out. FML.
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07-07-2009, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Dharok1337
Today I was in a wrestling match, I had to not eat to cut my weight down to actually be able to wrestle, in the first 10 seconds i managed to pass out. FML.
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You still got that bad ass Mohawk?
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Why does have to MSN? Too secreto for the forums? If you don't want people to find out about something, post it at RSF.
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07-07-2009, 03:05 PM
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i cut my dick off fml
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07-07-2009, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Dharok1337
Today I was in a wrestling match, I had to not eat to cut my weight down to actually be able to wrestle, in the first 10 seconds i managed to pass out. FML.
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Fatty.:ninja:
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